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John Callahan's Quads!
2001 - 2002 7.8 (4 votes) 2 Seasons
Genres
Animation Comedy
Networks
Teletoon
Created By
John Callahan

John Callahan's Quads!

Overview

John Callahan's Quads! is a Canada-Australia co-production cartoon, based upon work of John Callahan. The show aired on Canada's Teletoon, on Australia's SBS, and in Latin America on Adult Swim. It is noted for being one of the first shows animated completely using Macromedia Flash software. It is produced by Animation Works, Nelvana, Media World Features, SBS Independent and Film Victoria, with support from ScreenWest and the Lotteries Commission of Western Australia. It is a Teletoon Original Production and was first aired on Teletoon on February 3, 2001. It is also viewable on Rogers Kids On Demand. The misadventures of recently paralyzed man and his equally handicapped friends.

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Seasons

Season 1 (2001)

No overview available.

13 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: Maimed Manor
2001-02-02

Paralyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Bad Manors
2001-02-09

Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: 1-800-Gimp
2001-02-16

Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: The Fraud Quad
2001-02-23

Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Christmas Holidaze
2001-12-17

Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: Lifewheel 3000
2001-03-02

Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Gonads Faust
2001-03-09

Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Monkey In The Middle
2001-03-16

Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: The Son's Also Blinded
2001-03-23

The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Guinea Pigs
2001-03-30

The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: The Unkindest Cut
2001-04-06

An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: Fatal Distraction
2001-04-13

Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Spalding in the Family Way
2001-04-20

Spalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.

Runtime: 30 min
Season 2 (2002)

No overview available.

13 episodes

Episodes
Episode 1: The Church of Riley
2002-09-07

When Lefty fasions an omlette that looks like the Virgin Mary, Reily displays it as a get-rich-quick scheme. To sell his newfound ""religious beliefs"", Reily becomes a minister, drawing people from all over for his sermons and to see the omlette. His only opposition is Sister Butch, who tries to stop him at any means nessacery.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 2: Vacation to Lesbos
2002-09-08

Riley forgets Frannie's birthday, and she meets a lesbian at a cafe. Riley becomes concerned after Frannie spends more time with the lesbian then with him. In the end, Riley has to win her back.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 3: Midnight Cash Cowboy
2002-09-14

Fontaine re-discovers his power over women's sexual needs.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 4: Trial and Error
2002-09-15

Blazer meets a girl at a rave, and when she's found dead the next morning, everyone thinks Blazer killed her! It's up to the quads - with a little help from their lawyer - to clear Blazer's name.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 5: Gray Matter
2002-09-21

Riley dresses up as Mrs. Venables to assure that the pension checks keep coming, but when her living quarters are ""undesirable"", she is taken to a nursing home and gets stoned, and Spalding, Lefty, Blazer, Griz and Fontaine have to break him out.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 6: The Magnificent Severed
2002-09-22

Riley's uncle Bob dies, and he leaves Riley a bunch of money. At the same time, the St. Germaine rubies are stolen, and all evidence points to Riley. The Quads have 24 hours to clear Riley's name and find the real criminal. The real criminal is the one you wouldn't expect..

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 7: Griz Savant
2002-09-28

Griz discovers his talent - he can play the piano - but this makes Lefty jealous, because he feels that he is the only one with any talent.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 8: Heaven Can Bite Me
2002-09-29

Riley needs a kidney transplant.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 9: The Gambling Bug
2002-10-05

Blazer gets hit by the gambling bug once more, and he loses the house and Frannie! It's up to Frannie to convice the mysterious Debt Collecter to give back her and the house, with a little help from some feminist books.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 10: Cripple Challenge
2002-10-06

The gang (even Franny) go on a reality TV show called CRIPPLE CHALLENGE, but the only reason Franny's on the show is because of her breasts.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 11: Cain and Enabler
2002-10-12

Riley tries to help big-time rock star Flem Fleming become sober, but there's one problem: Flem can't stop drinking, and he even convinces Riley to drink, too!

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 12: To Slash or not to Slash
2002-10-13

Lefty is cast in a horror movie, but he wants to act theatre-style.

Runtime: 30 min
Episode 13: Let The Gimp Games Begin
2002-10-19

This episode centers on Riley trying to win a type of Special Olympics so he can become rich with a sponsership deal.

Runtime: 30 min

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